Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 11:17:22 -0500 (EST) From: "Douglas J. Wiegley" To: Bulletin Board Administration Subject: Fwd: LOTS OF ASCII ART HERE!!!! Cc: ---------- Forwarded message begins here ---------- From: death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater) Newsgroups: rec.humor Subject: LOTS OF ASCII ART HERE!!!! Date: 19 Nov 92 05:20:26 GMT Sender: news@bradley.bradley.edu Organization: Bradley University I decided to clean out my files a bit... and so i am getting rid of these... grab them now.. cause as soon as this is posted, i am deleting all these files. some are stolen from sigs, some i got off of this group... have fun ****** ****** ******* ============================= ******* ******* ******* ============ ** ** ** ** * ** ( | ** ** ** ** ** ____/ ******* ******* ** ****** ****** ** _ _ / \ / \ | | \_/ | | _ | | / \ | | | | LOVE | |_____|_|_____ |_______________> _ | | / \_____| |_____ SEX | _____| |_____> | | | | _ | |____|_|___/ \ | ___________ | INTELLIGENCE \_/ | | | | _______\_/___| | <_______________/ -The Shamen ____________ __________ / /\ / /| /___________/ \ /__________/ | | \ \ / | | | \ \ / | | | \ \ / | | | \ \/ | | * * | \/ ** | | * * | * * * * | |* * | * * * * | * * | * ** * * * * * | |\ * * /|* * * * * | | \ / | * * * * | | \ / | * * ***| | | | \/ | * | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |___________| / |___________|/ ______ / | | | _________ / | > | / | |_______________ | \_ | \ | `__| . + . . . . . . . . . * . * . . . . . . + . 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Cat /> ( //------------------------------------------------------------( (*)OXOXOXOXO(*>=D=I=S=C=O= =F=O=X-------- \ ( \\--------------------------------------------------------------) \> '\ _\______ / \======== ____|__________\_____ / ___________________ \ \/ _===============_ \/ "-===============-" ________________________ ,---------+/ +----------+ \ / || | | | / || +----------+ | _________------=--> | | ______ | | ______ | [| / _--_ \ / | / _--_ \ ] \__|| -__- ||___/_____________/_____________|| -__- ||_____/ \____/ \____/ --------------- | | | Ogden. | State of Utah: Salt Lake City. | | Provo. | | |---------- | | | | | | | | | \ | | \ | | \ /| | \ / | | \/ | | / . | | Colorado R. / Moab | ______/ | | / | |---------/-------------| \ / \ / |\\ //| || \ \/ / || | | || | | || \ \------------------------\ \ o \ \- \ \ \__________\ \- / \________________________/ ____________ --)-----------|____________| / / -)------======== / _____ / \ \ / /____/ \ \ / / \ \__/_________/__ \ _ _| ^-- || | ________--------|_____________|\ - \----------- || - ============================ ______________ | - _____________________________| |' || |/ / |_____________| / / \ \ / / \ ___\ -)---------======== \ \____\ THE FORCE, LUKE, \ \ USE THE FORCE! \_________\_ --)-------------|___________| -- death@buhub.bradley.edu INEVITABILE FATVM death@camelot.bradley.edu You see the agony in my eyes, protruding aimlessly, I think it is time to die. d.