Path: kzdoos!blackhl!hacktic!sun4nl!mcsun!uunet!munnari.oz.au!uniwa!cujo!goodtime.curtin.edu.au!J.Newman From: J.Newman@icarus.curtin.edu.au (John Newman) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Computer hate slogans Keywords: Pun fun Message-ID: Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 07:56:35 GMT Sender: news@cujo.curtin.edu.au (News Manager) Organization: Computing Centre, Curtin University, Perth, Western Australia Lines: 55 Some collected jottings from a bunch of disgruntled computer users: (Feel free to add to list.) Adios Amigas Stone a Clone Compact a Compaq Crush a Cromemco Courts Marshall the Data General Argee to DG Deck a DEC Scrub the DECs Analog DIGITAL Be driven loco - wait on a DECStation Slash a DOS a Day Dsex DRAMS Outsource Intel Up the clock Intel it breaks Jujitsu a Fujitsu Detach a Hitachi ArcHive a Honeywell Lynch Lotus Cut the Lynx Attack a Mac Microwave Microsoft Massacre MassPar Networks aren't a bridge over troubled routers Definitely not neXt Nick orf a Nixdorf Oh 'ell Novell No vay Novell Oil an Olivetti It's not Prime's time Fume a Qume Quash a Quadra Silence a Singer Gun a Sun Toss a Toshiba Jinx UNIX Vaccinate a VAX Fang a Wang Smash Windows (IBM doesn't get a mention!) /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ \ John Newman J.Newman@icarus.curtin.edu.au / / Computing Centre, "There is less to this \ \ Curtin University, than meets the eye." / / Perth, Western Australia - Tallulah Bankhead \ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/